Hysterical Media Headlines (Funny or Absurd) for September 29th:
Bottom Line: These are you daily doses of nonsense from the generally godless, soulless and slanderous news media
Why NFL Ratings Cannot Win Against President Trump Real Clear Politics
Excerpt: Richard Levick, a crisis communications expert, told Bloomberg that the NFL was able to navigate this weekend’s challenges well, but has plenty left to face.
I literally laughed out loud reading this. Note to all. If you've paid Richard Levick for advice you've likely been robbed and you're potentially screwed.
Slow and Steady Is the Perfect Pace for Mueller Samuel Buell, Slate
Excerpt: Why Robert Mueller’s methodical pace should comfort Americans desperate for Trump’s departure. Last week, for the first time, a photograph appeared in Politico of something Mueller is actually doing. Three ordinary lawyers, none of whom cut a particularly dashing figure, emerged from a courthouse in Washington. There they had been questioning a witness in the grand jury (a spokesperson for former Trump campaign manager and Mueller target Paul Manafort).
One lawyer walked along with a backpack. Another wore an unusual hat and carried a loose folder that looked like it could spill its papers, with their investigative secrets, onto the street. They projected good moods and the intent not to speak to a soul. Mueller was nowhere to be seen. The picture’s power was in its plainness: three relatively unknown attorneys leaving a courthouse with their documents in tow.
Until Monday...